Randomest thing just happened to me!
Some dude knocks at my door wondering if I wanted to get the newspaper, after telling him no, a couple minutes later he comes over and knocks again and says "So I was wondering if you could fix my phone for me..." At this point I'm thinking, what do I look like some cellphone fixer? next thought that comes up, oh this kid might be trying to kidnap me or something.
Me: "Um, I don't know how to fix phones sorry."
Paperboy: "Well, it's broken because it doesn't have your phone number in it."
I'm in shock, and probably gave him a weird look...
He goes on to say "So maybe if you give me your number it will fix it."
I say, "oh sorry I can't give you my number."
He says, "No?"
I'm like "No, I can't, I don't even know you."
He goes on, "Well, if you go out on a date with me we could get to know each other."
I'm like "No sorry, how old are you anyway?"
He says, "19."
I say, "Oh see, I'm too old for you either way." He asks how old I am.
I say, "21."
He says "Oh you are! Oh well, thanks anyway." And walks on. Hahaha!
Now I want YOU to share funny pick up lines you've heard out there, or that have been used on you! READY, SET, GO!